A Story Time.

My step brother Jace is in town, so me, being the great host that I am, decide to take him to the Gunlock Waterfalls. He was so stoked! We both hopped in the Maria, blasted some Taking Back Sunday and drove! We were driving, following the signs. We pull over and start our short trek to the waterfalls. Excitement builds as we near the peak of the mountain. Slowly my eyes unravel the other side....No water. No waterfalls, not springs, no rivers. Not one single drop. so we thought since we drove all the way over here might as well swim in the lake. A gay trip of disappointment.

The Dark Side of Rory Mellor.

Iseeher.

..........................................................My next Victim. She sits on the back row.

Four Seats Away.

8 1/2 Feet Away.

One Big leap Away.

I go home that night and Facebook Stalk her.

Looking at all of her pictures.

All of the pictures her friends and family have tagged her in.

All of the pictures of her in her two peice pink Billa-Bong Bikini.

I search all of the messages she has written on people's walls.

She has had this facebook for a couple years, so searching all the messages takes some time.

Finally, I see something she wrote on her Aunt's wall.

" Hey Aunt Holly! I just got back from my trip like, three days ago and had realized that my water bottle spilled on the drive back and I didn't notice that my phone was soaking in the water the whole drive back so it is totally ruined! Anyway, my new number is 435-555-5555!"

....JAckpot.

.......I Call her

...........Everynight

.................Then I just

.....................Hang up when she answers.

.........................And it really is effective.

SHE WILL BE MINE.....

See that girl over there?

Everyone is in love with her,

So why would I even have a chance?

This was sent using my phone!

Happy Father's day!

Happy Father's day Dad,

I love you!

You are the best dad in the world.

T.B.O.M.D.

T.B.O.M.D.

The

Boy

Of

My

Dreams.

Alan Hernandez.

He makes my heart go

BOOM!

BOOM!!

BOOM!!!

Sometimes I would see him in the halls, And just pray he noticed me. And now,

Well,

Now he notices me:)

It took me a while to get used all the slutty clothes and dirty sex talk on the phone,

But after that it's been great!

WE are in LOVE AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

When we kiss, it feels like he washes his lips in cotton, and dries them with Downy Drier Sheets.

His penis is as big as....well...you get the picture, And boy does he know how to use it.

I love him, and he loves me. And no matter what happens, no matter who says it won't work, we know,

WE KNOW WE CAN PREVAIL.

I LOVE YOU, ALAN HERNANDEZ.

I AM ALIVE.

I am Alive.
My Day goes as follows.
Wake up.
Walk to the bathroom,
And look in the mirror to make sure I look somewhat desent.
Go upstairs and pour a bowl of frosted flakes.
Read the back of the box while I eat.
Go downstairs, take a micro nap while listening to my ipod.
Shower.
Get Dressed.
Work.
Go home for lunch, reheat some pizza and take a nap on the floor.
Go back to work.
Get off and go home.
Work on my 'Goal'
Do chores.
Pick up Elena and go see Date Night.
Go get square ice cream from 'Swig'.
Taisia's house.
Elliot's house for hot tubbing.
Take Elena on a detoured trip to her car.
Say goodbye.
Go home, write on my blog.