The Dark Side of Rory Mellor.

Iseeher.

..........................................................My next Victim. She sits on the back row.

Four Seats Away.

8 1/2 Feet Away.

One Big leap Away.

I go home that night and Facebook Stalk her.

Looking at all of her pictures.

All of the pictures her friends and family have tagged her in.

All of the pictures of her in her two peice pink Billa-Bong Bikini.

I search all of the messages she has written on people's walls.

She has had this facebook for a couple years, so searching all the messages takes some time.

Finally, I see something she wrote on her Aunt's wall.

" Hey Aunt Holly! I just got back from my trip like, three days ago and had realized that my water bottle spilled on the drive back and I didn't notice that my phone was soaking in the water the whole drive back so it is totally ruined! Anyway, my new number is 435-555-5555!"

....JAckpot.

.......I Call her

...........Everynight

.................Then I just

.....................Hang up when she answers.

.........................And it really is effective.

SHE WILL BE MINE.....

See that girl over there?

Everyone is in love with her,

So why would I even have a chance?

This was sent using my phone!

Happy Father's day!

Happy Father's day Dad,

I love you!

You are the best dad in the world.

T.B.O.M.D.

T.B.O.M.D.

The

Boy

Of

My

Dreams.

Alan Hernandez.

He makes my heart go

BOOM!

BOOM!!

BOOM!!!

Sometimes I would see him in the halls, And just pray he noticed me. And now,

Well,

Now he notices me:)

It took me a while to get used all the slutty clothes and dirty sex talk on the phone,

But after that it's been great!

WE are in LOVE AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

When we kiss, it feels like he washes his lips in cotton, and dries them with Downy Drier Sheets.

His penis is as big as....well...you get the picture, And boy does he know how to use it.

I love him, and he loves me. And no matter what happens, no matter who says it won't work, we know,

WE KNOW WE CAN PREVAIL.

I LOVE YOU, ALAN HERNANDEZ.

I AM ALIVE.

I am Alive.
My Day goes as follows.
Wake up.
Walk to the bathroom,
And look in the mirror to make sure I look somewhat desent.
Go upstairs and pour a bowl of frosted flakes.
Read the back of the box while I eat.
Go downstairs, take a micro nap while listening to my ipod.
Shower.
Get Dressed.
Work.
Go home for lunch, reheat some pizza and take a nap on the floor.
Go back to work.
Get off and go home.
Work on my 'Goal'
Do chores.
Pick up Elena and go see Date Night.
Go get square ice cream from 'Swig'.
Taisia's house.
Elliot's house for hot tubbing.
Take Elena on a detoured trip to her car.
Say goodbye.
Go home, write on my blog.

My History. Be gentle, It's my first Blog.

I am currently undergoing hormone replacement therapy in preparation for my sex change operation, which, if successful, will enable me to fulfill my life long dream of possibly becoming one of Hef's playgirl bunny's. Since leaving my hometown, I have become a registered sex offender and spent three years in Cardiff Prison for the attempted rape of two elderly ladies I was looking after in my last job, a carer at 'Betterston's Home for the Elderly'. The situation became somewhat overheated as I mistook the commands both women gave me asking for both their bedside pans to be changed, whereas I actually thought they were gesturing me, sexually, to give them a three way heavy make-out... I learnt later that that was not what they were requesting, but only after the police were called and arrested me on the spot...the rest is history. In my time in prison, I met many new companions, many of whom taught me the secret ways of the criminal underworld. Upon leaving prison, serving only half my sentence for good behaviour, I put my newly learned skills to the test and became a common drug dealer.Transporting massive amounts of cocaine and heroin via my rectum to locations all over the world. After doing this kind of work, you make many friends and enemies, luckily I was an easy person to get along with so I made more of one than the other. I quickly rose above the ranks from a small time dealer to become one of the top dogs, you may remember me at that period of my life, my name I went by was 'El Capitino Hushisha'. I had built a grand empire around me, but sadly it collapsed shortly after as my desire for butterfly collecting interfered with the daily routine of being a drug baron and with its demise came my return to St. George, my home town where I am currently working as a postman, stealing packets of money to rebuild what I once lost selling anything I find of value to the local pawn shop where I once worked so I get better deals then normal customers there... one day, I'll be back on top. I'm also the chairman of 'The Official Fridge Magnet Collecting Society'. I Myself have over 2 million at last count and am still missing a few from having entire complete worldwide collection of every fridge magnet ever.

My Full Name.

Rory George Mellor