T.B.O.M.D.

T.B.O.M.D.

The

Boy

Of

My

Dreams.

Alan Hernandez.

He makes my heart go

BOOM!

BOOM!!

BOOM!!!

Sometimes I would see him in the halls, And just pray he noticed me. And now,

Well,

Now he notices me:)

It took me a while to get used all the slutty clothes and dirty sex talk on the phone,

But after that it's been great!

WE are in LOVE AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

When we kiss, it feels like he washes his lips in cotton, and dries them with Downy Drier Sheets.

His penis is as big as....well...you get the picture, And boy does he know how to use it.

I love him, and he loves me. And no matter what happens, no matter who says it won't work, we know,

WE KNOW WE CAN PREVAIL.

I LOVE YOU, ALAN HERNANDEZ.